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Unconfirmed sources have named Bruno Tonioli as the replacement for outgoing coach Brendan Venter. The flamboyant Italian choreographer and TV personality appears as a judge on the television dance competition Strictly Come Dancing.
His appointment is timed to coincide with the arrival of Gavin ‘The Swerve’ Henson at Vicarage Road. Major changes at the club are apparently underfoot, with rumours of the installation of spray tanning booths in the changing rooms and a new jersey consisting of only cuffs and collars yet to be confirmed.
Tight lipped club sources named ‘Bums on seats’ as the motive behind the changes. Saracens are apparently also lobbying for a change in the Aviva Premiership scoring system – matches will now be scored out of ten, with a phone in vote making up part of the score. The look of the Saracens website has hardly quelled any of these rumours http://www.saracens.com/
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